Anytime Soon 

1. either tomorrow or 20 years from now
2. never happening
3. was supposed to happen X amount of days ago, but kept constantly getting delayed.

"When is the Delusional Office update coming out?"
"Anytime soon."

Anytime Soon by Ember Flamestorm September 12, 2025

it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon 

i know it
i just know it.

is that a big bang
oh no black hole interrupt
we're all gonna die
it's true, we're doomed!
happy birthday to you

epic man: i can predict the future and it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon. i just know it. i repeat i can predict the future and we're all gonna die soon the universe is doomed
epic SMÖRT man: Nah.
epic SMÖRTËR man: It is true, we all are gonna die on about 821749 milliseconds.
epic SMÖRT man: Oh. I understand now-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon by BenSav December 15, 2021