anytime friend

a friend who will talk to you anytime if you need to talk or something even in the middle of the night

ppl 1: ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz
cell phone: (atreyu ringtone)ring!!!
ppl 1:(wakes up) hello?
ppl 2: (snif, snif)my hampster isnt moveing (snif) i think hes dead!(snif, snif)
ppl 1: kk close your eyes, relax, reach out slowly and see if it bites...good thing im your anytime friend!!!

anytime friend by lenore666 March 12, 2007

Get merch

Get the anytime friend mug.

See more merch

Anytime Friend

The one person in your life is the one person no matter what they say or do or what they have been through with you they love you anyway.

Susie got drunk at a bar and made an ass of herself and her anytime friend loved her anyway

Anytime Friend by Beverly45 March 15, 2010

Get merch

anytime minutes friend

A friend who only answers your phone calls or only calls you when there anytime minutes have kicked in. I.E. Does not deem you important enough accept phone calls from you during their daytime minutes.

Wilkowski: Hey Rival, why dont we give Lammanna a call and see if he wants to go to Boomerzzz later.

Rival: Nah man you know he wont answer befor 1900...we are only his "anytime minutes friend".

anytime minutes friend by catahoula_wv March 10, 2007

Get merch

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Get merch

Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

Get merch

love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

Get merch

prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Get merch