Antweaking

The act where people buy what they think is a valuable antique, find out it is worthless, then try to make it look valuable, usually involving copper and stain.

I went to the antique shop yesterday and bought this old looking dresser. I found out it was worthless so I was antweaking it with stain and sold it for $60.

Antweaking by I heart chocolate flakes! February 28, 2009

Antweaking

--Verb (present progressive)--

The act of taking contemporary photos (digital or scanned film) and tweaking them with post-processing to appear old, aged, vintage or antique.

Adherents to this practice: "antweakers"

May also spelled: antwiquing.

"Dude, I didn't know iPods were around in the 1890s!"

"Bro, they probably weren't. Like, dig the texture and the siiiick gaussian blur along the trim. Somebody's been antweaking that shit."

Antweaking by Uncle_Bumpy February 9, 2010

antwerking 

Aggressive antiquing while listening to Miley Cyrus.

After we're done antwerking let's grab brunch. I need a Mimosa to wash the taste of cigarettes and molly out of my mouth.

antwerking by MilesDogless July 10, 2014

antweeting 

To post comments and or pictures to twitter while antiquing. antweets / antweeting.

Origin: Rosa and Tony Tarle, Aberfoyle, ON - Spring 2010.

We spent the weekend antweeting; did you see any of our posts?

antweeting by whorledpiece April 25, 2010

Anteating 

Sticking your tongue into a man's urethra for sexual pleasure

Toby can't wait to go on a trip with his mates so he can start Anteating

Anteating by Barramundi13 January 21, 2022

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005