antisocial media 

The use of social media while socialising in the presence of other people.

Look at John, he's busy on the antisocial media again 😒

antisocial media by dyjohn August 2, 2016

Antisocial media 

Antisocial media refers to social media sites that are less mainstream and are associated more with dark, antisocial types. Think Reddit or 4Chan.

"Hey man you got a reddit account?"

"Fuck no! I would never use an antisocial media site."

Antisocial media by Anonymousmobster February 20, 2021

Antisocial media 

Websites and other media outlets dedicated to the downfall of social media, where social pariahs can find relief.

Screw PC, the magazine that caters to antisocial media types.

Antisocial media by DaHolmes November 17, 2023

anti social media

Anti social media is the reduction of face to face communication from using social media. Generations X-Z generally prefer anti social media to actual personal interaction and share everything in life on line ad nauseum. Do I really need to see a jpeg of your latest meal? Or your kid at the pool? Or your buddy passed out after he shit himself?

In clear violation of anti social media etiquette, after months of tweeting and facebooking Steve and Oliva finally got together for coffee. Both ran to the restroom to unfollow and unfriend one another.

anti social media by Sevin O'Zow November 25, 2013

anti-social media 

n. Communication channels favoured by the aged, and those that don't want to be "part of the conversation".

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Dude! You got to get on the Twitter! You can totally get fake updates from celebrities and find out what all your cool friends are wasting their lives doing in "real time"!

No thanks. I'm kind of into the anti-social media. I have some Dickens I want to read before I have my evening gruel. And is there some other type of "time"?

anti-social media by gnostic 2 February 10, 2014

Anti-Social Media Marketing 

Used to describe someone's social skills which are so notoriously anti that he does not need any social media tools to ruin his reputation.

Tom was at his best again at yesterday's party. His Anti-Social Media Marketing skills were at the fore when he slapped his boss's backside.

Anti-Social Media Marketing by Sandeep Sridhar February 4, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020