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Antigravity 

An antigravity is the little piece of poop that won't come out at the end of an intense dump.
Guy #1: "Man, I almost made my head explode trying to force out that antigravity!"
Guy #2: "Sounds intense. And painful."
Antigravity by Mynameisnotjonaslol November 3, 2013

the antigravity clit 

is when you hang her up on the bungee cords and then bang her while she's swinging back and forth like a monkey on a tire swing, when you cum you must say the mission has landed, drop kick her through a wall, and then leave her suspended. she won't be able to ever have an orgasm without your assistance again.
so i gave my girlfriend the antigravity clit the other day, and she can't even look at me without getting shivers down her spine.

Anti-Gravity 

The force that keeps the trash that accumulates in the trashcan when you've forgotten to replace the bag and try to dump it into the new bag.
"If I could harness all the Anti-gravity from all the trashcans in the world I'd have a flying car by now!
Anti-Gravity by TZer0 November 6, 2013

Anti-gravity invite 

Opposite to a gravity invite. It is where someone is so hideous or unpopular that he/her and anyone in their general area automatically become uninvited by default.
Craig: Greg, who else should I invite to my party?
Greg: What about her in the short shorts.
Craig: Who? Gurtree? That fat bitch?!!! Yuck! No way! In fact now that I think of it, I am uninviting all those around her- Jeff, Felicity, T-dawg, Gavin and Susan.
Greg: What about Paul the rapist? He is over there...
Craig: No. I like that kid, there's something about him.
T-dawg: Yo man, why you gotta go ahead and disinvite a brother like that?
Craig: Greg said you ear-fucked Gurtree..
T-dawg: Man, thats nasty. Why you gotta spread shit like that Greg?

Greg: I didnt say that I....
T-dawg: Save it man, I get it your just a player hater... screw this I'm gonna go hang with my man Paul...
T-dawg to Paul: Man can you beleive I got an anti-gravity invite all because of that screw up Greg?
Paul: Dont worry, Im going to butt-fuck him on friday...
Anti-gravity invite by Hsoj!!! August 25, 2009

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026