anti-wingman

noun - The opposite of a wingman. Bring this guy along if you don't want to get laid. He is guaranteed to shoot you down with friendly fire and ultimately single handedly cause a crash and burn. Best to leave at home if potential pussy is on the horizon.

Brady is the ultimate anti-wingman, his mere presence freaked Susy out.

anti-wingman by Ponz $ December 31, 2008

anti-wingman

An anti-wingman is basically a sidekick to a superhero, except they deviate from everything you command of them and do not fulfill any of their responsibilities.

Harrison is not well liked by Marina because he is anti-wingman to her.

anti-wingman by PWS27 August 11, 2017

anti-wingman

The Anti-wingman is much like an anti-aircraft gun. Their role is to remove the competition by taking out their wingman.

This requires a very different set of skills to a normal wingman, primarily the ability to spit fire like nobodies business without any blow back.

"Oh, damn. She's already into that guy and his wingman makes him seem like hercules. Anti-wingman, to action"
"No problem, I got this bro" *proceeds to rip out competing person's wingman's jugular"

anti-wingman by DrBigLove June 10, 2016

anti-wingman

The male version of Jersey Shore's grenade, when a beautiful woman is attracted to you because you look temporarily better than the male nearby, that male being the anti-wingman.

I just slept with this model because of this loser nearby dude. He aint a wingman so, anti-wingman?

anti-wingman by copperisreallyblueontheinside July 7, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004