Anti-FFA
A condition experienced by people who through their own fault rebuke and make fun of the National FFA Organization due to their raging jealousy. Often a jealousy based on the lack of career opportunities and friendships that they lacked because of either their refusal to join or their inability to participate. Also this condition may be onset through misunderstandings of today's modern agricultural industry.
#1. Oh, No one wants to be a part of FFA!
#2. Why you so Anti-FFA?
#1. Because I was too stupid to join it and now I have hurt my potential for premier leadership, personal growth and career success through agriculture. I could have been a big deal but now i can't even look a a rather large wheel of cheese without knowing how stupid I was for not joining.
#2. You got some serious issues....Here's a tissue.
#1. What the F***, it is made of cotton - another agricultural product!
#2. Looks like you should have enrolled in an agriculture class and gotten involved with the FFA.
#2. Why you so Anti-FFA?
#1. Because I was too stupid to join it and now I have hurt my potential for premier leadership, personal growth and career success through agriculture. I could have been a big deal but now i can't even look a a rather large wheel of cheese without knowing how stupid I was for not joining.
#2. You got some serious issues....Here's a tissue.
#1. What the F***, it is made of cotton - another agricultural product!
#2. Looks like you should have enrolled in an agriculture class and gotten involved with the FFA.
