Ant Penis

A really tiny penis that can fully complete a cock pushup.

Joe: Check out my ant penis. *pulls down pants*
Jon: Dude its so tiny but look at it go!
Joe: Heck yes! wana see me do a cock pushup!
Jon: MORE THEN EVER!

by sicinfit September 06, 2008

Penis ants

A code name for an STD.

He was so dirty that I saw the penis ants coming out of his boxers.

by Bidds January 19, 2012