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ansel elgort syndrome 

A fake illness used to confuse those who've never watched an Ansel Elgort movie. Pioneered by Brooklyn 99 character Gina Linetti.
Sorry, I can’t... I’ve got Ansel Elgort syndrome.
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Damn bro you made this alligator soup? Pure Aasheed dude, pure Aasheed. Respect bro.
Aasheed by AwriightDwight August 12, 2021

The The Angels Angels of Anaheim

English translation for the new Stuttering-Spanglish name of the former Anaheim Angels. "The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim" literally translates into double-redundancy as "The The Angels Angles of Anaheim".
Guy #1: "Hey, did you catch that play from the The The Angels Angels of Anaheim game on SportsCenter this morning?"
Guy #2: WTF is wrong with you? Why are you stuttering?
Guy #1: Hey, don't blame me, man; Arte Moreno is the one with the problem, not me.

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Bored person: *copy pastes* © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® adshelpprivacyterms of servicedmcaaccessibility statementreport a buginformation collection noticedata subject access request
Bored person: omg I distracted myself from boredom and the fact that I am not doing anything productive and the slow crawl of time for a few seconds by searching this.
A clever, beautiful girl so chill you'd wanna spend all day with her. She like long drives and lazy days. She never afraid to speak her mind and always down to have a good time. She loyal ride-or-die and if she with you, she with you til the end. She typically keep her emotions to herself, but deep down she want someone to love and someone to love her with their whole heart. The type of girl to get stuck in quarantine.

Also dis bitch crazy so best be ready for a wild ride.
Me: Ay Ansha, when the Rona over we should date.
Ansha: Imma slap you for this Mike.

alsheching 

similar to being based; not caring what other people think, and being honest about something without any sugarcoating
Louis: he's such a little cunt, never liked him tbh

Josh: damn dude, your straight up alsheching rn
alsheching by bleach cd September 17, 2021