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annoying bed
Liam Thompson: "Annoying bed, noun, a bed that tries it's absolute hardest to not let you sleep. Let's make one"
annoying bed by DeKnees August 17, 2020
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annoying bitch teacher
A fucking bitch who gets on your nerve every day, and decides to take everything you bring in class to the office and makes you want to slap the bitch out of her.
annoying bitch teacher by Vinderhar April 5, 2017
Stop you annoying
A phrase uttered when you are trying to focus on something, and someone else won't stop bothering you. Typically said by a parent to a child, may also be said between adults when one adult considers themselves superior to the other.
Example 1:
Daughter: "Are we there yet?"
Father: "No, it will be another 5 minutes"
Daughter: "Are we there yet?"
Father: "No, not yet"
Daughter: "Are we there yet?"
Father: "Stop you annoying"
Example 2:
*Woman cuts to the front of the line"
Person standing in line: "Hello, we are all in line here"
Woman who cut: "I'm busy and don't have time for this, stop you annoying"
Daughter: "Are we there yet?"
Father: "No, it will be another 5 minutes"
Daughter: "Are we there yet?"
Father: "No, not yet"
Daughter: "Are we there yet?"
Father: "Stop you annoying"
Example 2:
*Woman cuts to the front of the line"
Person standing in line: "Hello, we are all in line here"
Woman who cut: "I'm busy and don't have time for this, stop you annoying"
Stop you annoying by yeetaliciousrex October 31, 2020
Annoying fangirls
Girls from age 3-19+ that go apeshit if you say
*said name* uses too much audiotune
*said name* has a tiny dick, I have a bigger one, and I am a girl
*said name* smokes too much
*said name* is a fuck head
*said name*'s music sucks
*said name* uses too much audiotune
*said name* has a tiny dick, I have a bigger one, and I am a girl
*said name* smokes too much
*said name* is a fuck head
*said name*'s music sucks
Person 1: I fucking hate Wiz Khalifa
Fangirl: FUCK YOU WIZ IS AWESOME!!!!
YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE HE HAS MONEY AND WEED. BOTH OF WHICH YOU DONT HAVE!!!!!!11112224qraqgzdgdsgjkshgsdlkaghkgfasdhfashfjz
Person 1: Justin Bieber sucks
Fangirl: STFU HE IS AWESOME I LOVE HIM *hearts*
Me: Girl, STFU you are only 9 and he does suck.
--
BWEARE OF "Annoying fangirls"
Fangirl: FUCK YOU WIZ IS AWESOME!!!!
YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE HE HAS MONEY AND WEED. BOTH OF WHICH YOU DONT HAVE!!!!!!11112224qraqgzdgdsgjkshgsdlkaghkgfasdhfashfjz
Person 1: Justin Bieber sucks
Fangirl: STFU HE IS AWESOME I LOVE HIM *hearts*
Me: Girl, STFU you are only 9 and he does suck.
--
BWEARE OF "Annoying fangirls"
Annoying fangirls by BieberNeedsToDieTODAY August 15, 2011
Annoying like a Petru
Someone who's Annoying like a Petru, is someone whos kills you when your AFK, kills you when healing even though the fight is over. And then complains when they're losing.
Annoying like a Petru by Mystery Face August 24, 2021
Word of the day is fucking annoying please remove it from this fucking app now you faggots or I will 69 your mom faggot
I cant go through this app without seeing these dissatisfactional pieces of shit please remove them or I will go to your house and 69 all over your furniture
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