When a girl kissed another man just to piss you off and waste your time,an angry rubber is the feeling you get after realizing your ability then finding the truth of the matter.
"Like fuck I was to kill this angry rubber!" "Why did this bitch waste my time." "I guess i just have to move one."
When a girl you love kisses another man out of spite just to make you cry, piss you off, and waste your time. Usually out of some rash decision, but you feel the pain. Maybe it's to hurt you maybe it isn't, but she still does better than you afterward so you hate life. You have to just work harder with no motivation, rubber is a hard thing to destroy it makes you angry.
"Like fuck I hate this angry rubber." "Now all i am is a lonely angry rubber." "How did I ever waste so much time on being and lonely angry rubber."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.