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Angry Dolphin

The aformentioned angry dolphin is not correct. The true angry dolphin involves normal sex, as in where the "hrum" is in the "vageen" (according to Borat), and the man proceeds to pull out and insert into the woman's ass. Angered, the woman responds with the yelling of "Enh! Enh! Enh! Enh!!!!" This is basically the sound a dolphin makes. Assuming the chic isnt into anal, she will emit this sound with much anger, but you'll probably do it anyway....because deep down she really wants it.
The dude wss giving intense doggie, and then tried to finish in her ass. She responded with the angry dolphin, but he did it anyway....that bitch.
Angry Dolphin by Guy La Douche November 29, 2006
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angry dolphin

While copulating a la doggie style position shaft at ladie friends anal wall and proceed to probe until met by a shrill 'uh-uh uh-uh' in a high pitched dolphin esque voice while she arches her back from the pain shaking her head.
I was met by the angry dolphin when trying to ass-fuck Bobbi-Sue.

Angry dolphin

The definitions are almost correct, but they all forget one major step. You are behind her and inside her vagina and BEFORE you try the switch from vagina to anal you stick a finger in her mouth and hook that finger inside her cheek, like a fish hook that caught a dolphin, and as you slide out, you pull her face back towards you and go for the booty hole. THAT’S when she gets to make the “eh-eh..eh-eh..eh-eh” noises like an angry dolphin. She makes the noises because your finger prevents her from using words in protest.
I thought it would be funny to try the angry dolphin on my girlfriend, she did NOT share my sense of humor in that situation
Angry dolphin by Boston2316 August 26, 2025

One Eyed Angry Dolphin

When you're doing your woman from behind, and you slip it in her ass really quickly. She'll whip her head around, one eye closed from pain, and begin to make an "Eeeee...Eeeee" dolphin noise.
Justin: Man I totally gave my girlfriend a One Eyed Angry Dolphin last night.
Zak: Haha how was it?
Justin: I felt like I was at fucking Sea World

the angry dolphin 

having anal sex with a female or male and the receiver turns and faces the giver and says nuh-uh nuh-uh sounding like a dolphin. kudos to sean!
Hunter so gave WOAH-livia the angry dolphin last night and he felt like he was in the ocean!

Long range angry dolphin 

When you fire a nerf dart at a foe and it wedges itself in between their butt cheeks or inserts itself completely
We were nerf battling and the bastard gave me the old long range angry dolphin.
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