Angleton

A small town on the Texas gulf coast where the beer is cold and the women are easy. The population of Angleton is very diverse, you have rednecks, athletes, EMOs, bikers, thugs, and wannabe whiteboy thugs. Those with half of a brain realize there is no future in this town and get out. The perks of growing up in this town is that you learn about sex at an early age, must be something in the water, the women are all freaks.

Guy in Houston: I'm horny tonight, what are we going to do?
Friend: I know this freak down in Angleton, we can sneak thru her window later on and run train.

Angleton by AtownNative May 12, 2007

Angleton high school 

in the dead ass center of brazoria county lies angleton texas,home of the wildcats ,where the football team thinks their the shit (but really just get over hyped),half the choir people are gay(and take them selves way too seriously),and the weird ass mfs with green hair sit on the floor during lunch.

guy: hey you wanna suck me off in the bathroom?

other guy: well yeah im in choir at angleton high school,its basically my right to suck it !!

Angleton high school by coach lostraco September 1, 2020

Angelton Jr High 

A hellhole shool filled with wiggers,thots,racist bitches, dumb asses, over obsessive sport couches, disrespectful cunts, druggis, and much more. In last two years 2017-2018 there has been at lest 4 drug raids i the damn school. Most of the people that go here are wanna be pimps/gurus. Even tho there personality will not get them shit. For the lack of everyone is a basic bitch as hoe. The only decent people here are the theater kids. Also we get sent to cats are alliterative school for the dumbest shit you can imagine. Like wearing the wrong color of socks for P.E. This school is on the souch of houston next to Galveston Tx. Do not go here unless you and a bunch of thots and fuckboys on you. There all snobs. Also do not go to the christian school. The only thing this school cares about is sports. Thats why we have so many emos... were all outcasts if we do not do sports or have any talent.

Angelton Jr high well make you lie a criminal: *bumps into person*

Teacher: That is sexual assault and PDA in the hallway your going to court.

(no joke this has happend before.)

Angelton Jr High by MIW_peeep February 27, 2019