Angel Topper 

A person, particularly a man, who is so far in the closet that he sits somewhere between a goodwill donation bag and your Grandma’s old Christmas decorations.

He claims to be straight, but he’s definitely and Angel Topper.

Angel Topper by A. S. Murray April 26, 2023

angel topper 

Deeply closeted man.
In the back of the closet next to the bag that you said you were gonna donate to Goodwill 2 months ago.

He says he’s straight but I think he’s an angel topper.

angel topper by grillboss26 April 26, 2023

angel topper 

Deeply closeted man.

Referring to a man so deeply closeted he sits between the bag that says Goodwill and your grandma’s old Christmas decor.

Yeah he says he’s straight but I think he’s an angel topper.

angel topper by grillboss26 April 26, 2023