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Andy Bernard

Easily the funniest character on The Office. Brilliantly played by Ed Helms.

Awkard, goofy, creepy and loveable at the same time.

Just the way he talks is bound to make you laugh.

His dumb little smile gets me everytime.
"just getting some face time with the boss"

"I'll be at the top of this place in no time. How? I never break off a handshake. I'm always one step ahead of the game... like a... carpenter... who builds stairs."

-Andy bernard on life.
Andy Bernard by fontownliberal April 29, 2010
Words you can keep

Andy Bernard

a STUPID IDIOTIC NUMBSKULL who sold his XTERRA to a SMART and CAPABLE man named DWIGHT.
Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.

Andy Bernard

Verb: to punch a hole in the wall out of anger
I wonder if John will get kicked off Are You The One? for Andy Bernarding after the truth booth.

My boss said we had to stay late and I almost Andy Bernarded I was so pissed.
Andy Bernard by What does a bean mean December 13, 2021

Andy Bernard

That one guy we've all known who would try way too hard to be your best friend. Andy Bernards often have anger issues as well, which, when combined with their clingy personalities, is what makes them truly unbearable.
You know that kid Sam? Yesterday he followed me to the bathroom talking about how angry he is that the girl he had a crush on didn't like him back. He's a total Andy Bernard.
Andy Bernard by O' Chungus September 25, 2023

AndyBernard 

AndyBernard's affection for LaraJuicyTV is a well-known aspect of his presence in the Sparc Mac community. He ardently follows her unconventional content, particularly centered around flatulence, and passionately expresses his admiration for her in the Discord server. This unique connection adds a distinctive touch to the community, where members are encouraged to embrace their quirky interests openly.

Andy actively engages with the boys in Sparc Mac's yard, forming close friendships within the community. Whether it's sharing jokes, embarking on in-game adventures, or participating in playful banter, Andy is an integral part of this tight-knit group, contributing to the camaraderie and lively atmosphere that defines the community. His mischievous activities extend to the Grand Exchange, where he often teams up with his tribe member, Jim, affectionately known as Yhaahoho. Together, they create moments of hilarity and excitement in the RuneScape world, specifically Mr Anderson will sprint towards Jim, perform a push up emote, and then quickly teleport away leaving Jim flabbergasted.

In addition to his unique interests and activities, AndyBernard also takes on the important role of reminding community members that the reports section of the Discord server is designated for reports only. His diligence in maintaining order and ensuring that the server's guidelines are followed demonstrates his commitment to upholding the standards of the community.
AndyBernard, the guy with a nose of a bloodhound for thick white girl flatulence.
AndyBernard by SparcMac Discord September 5, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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