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Andy Bernard

Easily the funniest character on The Office. Brilliantly played by Ed Helms.

Awkard, goofy, creepy and loveable at the same time.

Just the way he talks is bound to make you laugh.

His dumb little smile gets me everytime.
"just getting some face time with the boss"

"I'll be at the top of this place in no time. How? I never break off a handshake. I'm always one step ahead of the game... like a... carpenter... who builds stairs."

-Andy bernard on life.
Andy Bernard by fontownliberal April 29, 2010
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Andy Bernard

a STUPID IDIOTIC NUMBSKULL who sold his XTERRA to a SMART and CAPABLE man named DWIGHT.
Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.

Andy Bernard

Verb: to punch a hole in the wall out of anger
I wonder if John will get kicked off Are You The One? for Andy Bernarding after the truth booth.

My boss said we had to stay late and I almost Andy Bernarded I was so pissed.

Andy Bernard

That one guy we've all known who would try way too hard to be your best friend. Andy Bernards often have anger issues as well, which, when combined with their clingy personalities, is what makes them truly unbearable.
You know that kid Sam? Yesterday he followed me to the bathroom talking about how angry he is that the girl he had a crush on didn't like him back. He's a total Andy Bernard.
Andy Bernard by O' Chungus September 25, 2023

AndyBernard 

AndyBernard's affection for LaraJuicyTV is a well-known aspect of his presence in the Sparc Mac community. He ardently follows her unconventional content, particularly centered around flatulence, and passionately expresses his admiration for her in the Discord server. This unique connection adds a distinctive touch to the community, where members are encouraged to embrace their quirky interests openly.

Andy actively engages with the boys in Sparc Mac's yard, forming close friendships within the community. Whether it's sharing jokes, embarking on in-game adventures, or participating in playful banter, Andy is an integral part of this tight-knit group, contributing to the camaraderie and lively atmosphere that defines the community. His mischievous activities extend to the Grand Exchange, where he often teams up with his tribe member, Jim, affectionately known as Yhaahoho. Together, they create moments of hilarity and excitement in the RuneScape world, specifically Mr Anderson will sprint towards Jim, perform a push up emote, and then quickly teleport away leaving Jim flabbergasted.

In addition to his unique interests and activities, AndyBernard also takes on the important role of reminding community members that the reports section of the Discord server is designated for reports only. His diligence in maintaining order and ensuring that the server's guidelines are followed demonstrates his commitment to upholding the standards of the community.
AndyBernard, the guy with a nose of a bloodhound for thick white girl flatulence.
AndyBernard by SparcMac Discord September 5, 2023

Side Quest 

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.
"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"
Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021
Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
Word of the Day on June 12, 2026