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Andy Bernard

Easily the funniest character on The Office. Brilliantly played by Ed Helms.

Awkard, goofy, creepy and loveable at the same time.

Just the way he talks is bound to make you laugh.

His dumb little smile gets me everytime.
"just getting some face time with the boss"

"I'll be at the top of this place in no time. How? I never break off a handshake. I'm always one step ahead of the game... like a... carpenter... who builds stairs."

-Andy bernard on life.
Andy Bernard by fontownliberal April 29, 2010
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Andy Bernard

a STUPID IDIOTIC NUMBSKULL who sold his XTERRA to a SMART and CAPABLE man named DWIGHT.
Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.

Andy Bernard

Verb: to punch a hole in the wall out of anger
I wonder if John will get kicked off Are You The One? for Andy Bernarding after the truth booth.

My boss said we had to stay late and I almost Andy Bernarded I was so pissed.

Andy Bernard

That one guy we've all known who would try way too hard to be your best friend. Andy Bernards often have anger issues as well, which, when combined with their clingy personalities, is what makes them truly unbearable.
You know that kid Sam? Yesterday he followed me to the bathroom talking about how angry he is that the girl he had a crush on didn't like him back. He's a total Andy Bernard.
Andy Bernard by O' Chungus September 25, 2023

AndyBernard 

AndyBernard's affection for LaraJuicyTV is a well-known aspect of his presence in the Sparc Mac community. He ardently follows her unconventional content, particularly centered around flatulence, and passionately expresses his admiration for her in the Discord server. This unique connection adds a distinctive touch to the community, where members are encouraged to embrace their quirky interests openly.

Andy actively engages with the boys in Sparc Mac's yard, forming close friendships within the community. Whether it's sharing jokes, embarking on in-game adventures, or participating in playful banter, Andy is an integral part of this tight-knit group, contributing to the camaraderie and lively atmosphere that defines the community. His mischievous activities extend to the Grand Exchange, where he often teams up with his tribe member, Jim, affectionately known as Yhaahoho. Together, they create moments of hilarity and excitement in the RuneScape world, specifically Mr Anderson will sprint towards Jim, perform a push up emote, and then quickly teleport away leaving Jim flabbergasted.

In addition to his unique interests and activities, AndyBernard also takes on the important role of reminding community members that the reports section of the Discord server is designated for reports only. His diligence in maintaining order and ensuring that the server's guidelines are followed demonstrates his commitment to upholding the standards of the community.
AndyBernard, the guy with a nose of a bloodhound for thick white girl flatulence.
AndyBernard by SparcMac Discord September 5, 2023

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026