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Android Hater 

An Android hater is typically an Apple lover. Most Apple lovers always refuse to believe things that are bad about Apple which is told by Android users. Android users always check their facts, meanwhile, Most Andriod haters don't check what they say at all is factual. When Apple users and Android users get in an argument the Android users always win. Apple users run out of crap to say. Smart Android users can always prove what Apple users are saying is wrong. They then still refuse to believe that what they said was false. One of the typical things an Apple user would use as a comeback is; "AppLE hAS bETter CAMeraS". They will not think otherwise, no matter what you tell them. The main reason they think that, is because of social media app integration for Android OS. The app integration isn't always the best since they are hundreds of maybye even thousands of versions of Android, and they cant always code the app integration for each version. There are some Android phones, like the Google Pixel, that have app integration for some social media apps. The reason they are always set to thinking android is just complete trash is because the last time they used an Android device was in 2010, a time when Android, definitely wasn't the best. They ended up choosing the Apple path. Anything good you tell them about apple they will agree with and will never disagree with it, even if an Andriod user factually proves that it's not true.
Lmao ur such an Android hater. Everything bad you say about Android is never true.
Android Hater by TechNerdGuy August 31, 2020
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.
Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."
disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007