anderson cooper 

the finest newscaster the world has ever seen. he hosts anderson cooper 360 on cnn every weeknight at 7pm est. has an extenside fandom of young to middle aged women who have deemed themselves "anderfans"

random dude: did you see jeopardy last night? wow that ken jennings is on a role.
anderfan: no way. anderson cooper was on!

anderson cooper by anderfantothenthdegree October 8, 2005

Anderson Cooper 

See Globalist Shill and pseudojournalistic donut-puncher. Reality TV host with no journalistic training who like the writer of The Cabbie Homicide had got in the field and developed a form of journalism but the writer of Cabbie is the Conservative example. He had some college but learned from his roster where three wrote for newspapers and another later The Huffington Post before running for office in Maine as he established his current incarnation of wordpress and got on tumblr he gives in depth insight about publications he's done and takes the readers further into the published work by finding the articles from the era.

Anderson Cooper had been a hatedom to those in underground subcultures since picking on Dave Mustaine and William Patrick Corgan. When Corgan let Cooper have it with globalist shill the media had a field day with Anderson Cooper.

Anderson Cooper by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018

Anderson Cooper 

v. process of pulling out a Nokia flip phone to record an event because you want to be stealthy and then getting attacked by a gang of people. Most of the time these people will be Egyptian.

I did an Anderson Cooper the other day at a concert and I ended up in the hospital crying.

Anderson Cooper by Brolasaraptor April 3, 2011

Anderson Cooper 

the embodiment of "coolness"

Anderson Cooper is so cool, everytime CNN solely shows his face on the screen it's an expression of absolute professionalism making all other correspondents of the channel flinch and fear for their jobs.

Anderson Cooper is so cool, in a fight with Wolf Blitzer (Wolf Blitzer!!) he will instantly gain the upper hand just by standing there and posing the Cooper.

Anderson Cooper is so cool, the commercial promoting his show Anderson Cooper 360 doesn't even need off-screen commenting which explains when it's actually broadcasted.

Anderson Cooper is so cool, when he's reporting in an Iraqi war zone both insurgents and US Army won't fire a single shot because of his presence. Officers of both sides will usually order their squads to "coop up" to bridge this time of temporary rest.

Anderson Cooper is so cool, these sentences neither deny nor further endorse that because it goes without saying.

Anderson Cooper by BulligerVerstand December 25, 2008

Anderson Cooper 360

When Anderson Cooper, desperately defending his groom-to-be Stefon, does his signature three-hundred-and-sixty degree spin while attempting to punch Seth Meyers. Unfortunately, it usually ends with him being knocked out cold.

Cop 1: Hey, what happened with that drunk in lockup?
Cop 2: He tried to Anderson Cooper 360 me.

Anderson Cooper 360 by FarewellStefon123 May 22, 2013

Anderson Cooper 360

The awesomest news show in the entire world in which the awesome Anderson Cooper highlights the events of the day and looks incredibly good while doing it. The kids call it AC360.

guy 1- I was watching Anderson Cooper 360 last night. Wasn't it awesome?!?!?

guy 2- IT WAS AMAZING! Anderson Cooper is SOOO gorgeous!

Anderson Cooper 360 by I love AC September 19, 2012

Anderson Cooper 360

One person suctions their lips to the other person's asshole. The latter takes a volcano shit into the first person's mouth. Then the second person throws the volcano shit back up into the other persons asshole. The first person then sits back and gets into money shot position. Finally the second person farts and sprays the shitty vomit mixture up all over the first person's face.

Guy 1 - "I was watching Anderson Cooper 360 yesterday."

Guy 2 - "Yeah, you're dad gave me an Anderson Cooper 360 yesterday."

Anderson Cooper 360 by Federer343 December 16, 2011