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And then I was bacon

The experience of being really high. This phrase may often appear at the end of a story about getting stoned, especially after taking various powerful hallucinogens. Originally from an online comic about smoking salvia, this phrase has become a somewhat uncommon stoner meme.
My friend and I went to smoke some salvia behind our old middle school, and then I was bacon.
And then I was bacon by WyleType September 4, 2011
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And then I was bacon

Used when telling a story, it describes a feeling or act of uselessness and lack of any goal.

Created by college students with a lot of free time to make stories more entertaining.
I woke up this morning and decided I was going to bacon all day.

I went to In- and out and after that I started drinking, and then I was bacon.
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