ancient zwerl

An ancient sculpture found in the European Musueam with the features of Lindsay "Ancient" Zwerls.

I fucked Ancient so hard last night that she cried.

ancient zwerl by WY from the I October 16, 2004

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Ancient Zwerl

A sculpture dating back to 1000BC with small boobies and a large jewish nose.

Although Ancient Zwerl has lived for thousands of years, her love for the cock is still as strong as ever.

Ancient Zwerl by sleeze September 30, 2004

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Ancient Zwerl

An archaic skinny ass rook that loves to be abused by a jewish, anorexic penis!

When Wylans needs his cock rubbed, he goes to the museum and visits the exhibit of Ancient Zwerl!

Ancient Zwerl by Shaniqua October 4, 2004

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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