Ancient Zwerl

An archaic skinny ass rook that loves to be abused by a jewish, anorexic penis!

When Wylans needs his cock rubbed, he goes to the museum and visits the exhibit of Ancient Zwerl!

by Shaniqua October 04, 2004

Ancient Zwerl

A sculpture dating back to 1000BC with small boobies and a large jewish nose.

Although Ancient Zwerl has lived for thousands of years, her love for the cock is still as strong as ever.

by sleeze September 30, 2004

ancient zwerl

An ancient sculpture found in the European Musueam with the features of Lindsay "Ancient" Zwerls.

I fucked Ancient so hard last night that she cried.

by WY from the I October 16, 2004