Analy retarded 

Sammy macdonald when she cleans up

Sammy is so analy retarded when she cleans its for pleasure

Analy retarded by Topside88 January 5, 2019

anal-retarded 

when one's ass becomes so numb they can't feel it from sitting for such a long time (such as in a chair)

After being in my seat for two hours during the math final, I was anal-retarded by the time I was done with my exam.

anal-retarded by Daniel867 May 8, 2008