anal cough
anal cough by LegendaryUrban October 16, 2018
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Anal Cough
A small quick forced hard fart from the bottom flowing strong out of the feicy hole.
To achieve 'Anal Cough' you needa really clench those anus cheeks like your life depends on it but dont fear. This double acts as a wall blocking any follow through.
Now push that bodily gas as hard as you can toward the poop hole. It should sound as if you are letting air out of a very large blown up balloon.
Everyone will laugh and should be able to smell it
To achieve 'Anal Cough' you needa really clench those anus cheeks like your life depends on it but dont fear. This double acts as a wall blocking any follow through.
Now push that bodily gas as hard as you can toward the poop hole. It should sound as if you are letting air out of a very large blown up balloon.
Everyone will laugh and should be able to smell it
Ill just have a cigarette and a coffee. I'll have a hard and fast anal cough. Then I'll come round and smoke some crack with ya
Anal Cough by Jimmy, show them yo anal cough May 3, 2019
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stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky
A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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