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Analmiser:
From the latin "Anal Misger", Analmiser is a slag word invented by the coolest person ever, Michael (comte de swag). It can also refer to the God or nation of Analmiser, located in the Mediterranean Sea, opposite of where Malta is. Analmiser can also be used in a title, such as the "Priest-Analmiser", or "Godking-Analmiser". Analmiser has a large amount of uses, but is mostly used as a insult, when used as a insult, Analmiser refers to someone who overdoes anal sex in a near troll-like manner, or goblin if you will.
Bro stop being such an Analmiser.
I love Analmiser, do you?
I moved to Analmiser.
I'd never be the Analmiser.

John Analmiser

The harbinger of chaos. The founder and legacy of the tribe unmourned. His wrath is what puts fear into the Mojave of Nevada and the Canyon of Utah.
Mr. House: "John Analmiser, you need to do a story mission for New Vegas."
John Analmiser: "SHEEEEEEEEEEEESH!"
John Analmiser by Hvovi January 6, 2022
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026