Anal crusader is a man that fights for his relgionAnd is using his penis as a voilent weapon for his god! Also knowen as a butt rapist!
Anal Crusaders! all over the middle east! They gona use his sword of unholy goodness! and hes gona give you a anal orgasmas you walking in the black alley!!
by Todd wilson November 23, 2006
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by butthead January 5, 2006
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