Anal Canyon 

When you tear your asshole from taking a huge shit!

My wife cuddled me last night after I came out of the bathroom crying from my newly acquired anal canyon.

Anal Canyon by Not my anus, Uranus! June 7, 2018

Donkey Neuralizer Anal Cannon

(DNAC) A more fun way to say: "deoxyribonucleic acid" A.K.A. : DNA while in Biology class.

Kyle, please read sentence number two...BE QUIET, CHILDREN! okay, kyle, go ahead" "donkey neuralizer anal cannon is a neuralizing anal cannon that contains the genetic instructions used in the development and functioning of all known living orgasms with the exception of some viruses." "GO TO I.S.S. KYLE

Donkey Neuralizer Anal Cannon by Gothkid13 November 30, 2010

anal cannon 

The act of chugging water through ones butthole and squirting out water and terd dropplets like a cannon out of ones anus

Hey look kyles doing the anal cannon!

anal cannon by idahflorez December 30, 2013

cocaine anal cannon 

when your nose is too blocked, you politely ask a close friend to lend a helping hand inserting drugs anally. So someone must insert a tube into your anus and pour cocaine in then blow with their mouth to ensure safe passage, its a two man job for sure.

Hey my nose is soo blocked , blatantly do me a cocaine anal cannon please , nice one !

cocaine anal cannon by Aliviate September 24, 2020

anal grape cannon 

The act of cramming your testicles into the woman's anus for pleasure and enjoyment.

I fired the anal grape cannon into Linda's ass last night!

anal grape cannon by Chris James Meeks January 23, 2009