Anal Blind

The act of cheating on you significant other with a person who gives you anal sex and you become so blind that you quit your job, leave your wife, move in with your mom, and lose everything in a divorce.

Holy shit Mark is so anal blind, every tattoo he got looks like a retarded kid’s artwork.

Mark is so anal blind he thought his soon to be ex-wife was just going to take his offer for a divorce settlement.

Anal Blind by DirtyMike1972 March 3, 2022

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anal blindness

Woman: 'Boss, i won't be in tomorrow, i'm afraid i've got anal blindness.'
Boss: 'Well, what's anal blindness'
Woman: 'I can't see my ass getting out of bed tomorrow.'

Anal blindness means you can't see your ass getting out of bed.

anal blindness by RebekahT January 23, 2008

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anal blindness

Self confessed laziness

You ring your boss in the morning, explaining that you will not be into work that day as you are suffering from 'anal blindness'

"What's that?" replies the boss,

"Simple, I cant see myself getting my arse out of bed today."

anal blindness by Hill Wanderer April 15, 2008

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Anal blindage

A phrase you when you don’t plan on coming into work or school and giving a “medical reason”

John: hey boss, I don’t think I’m going to come in tomorrow I have anal blindage

Boss: I’m so sorry to hear that John, what’s anal blindage

John: it’s me not seeing my ass coming in tomorrow.

Anal blindage by Mnm930 May 2, 2025

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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