Anal Blind 

The act of cheating on you significant other with a person who gives you anal sex and you become so blind that you quit your job, leave your wife, move in with your mom, and lose everything in a divorce.

Holy shit Mark is so anal blind, every tattoo he got looks like a retarded kid’s artwork.

Mark is so anal blind he thought his soon to be ex-wife was just going to take his offer for a divorce settlement.

Anal Blind by DirtyMike1972 March 3, 2022

anal blindness 

Woman: 'Boss, i won't be in tomorrow, i'm afraid i've got anal blindness.'
Boss: 'Well, what's anal blindness'
Woman: 'I can't see my ass getting out of bed tomorrow.'

Anal blindness means you can't see your ass getting out of bed.

anal blindness by RebekahT January 23, 2008

anal blindness 

Self confessed laziness

You ring your boss in the morning, explaining that you will not be into work that day as you are suffering from 'anal blindness'

"What's that?" replies the boss,

"Simple, I cant see myself getting my arse out of bed today."

anal blindness by Hill Wanderer April 15, 2008

Anal blindage

A phrase you when you don’t plan on coming into work or school and giving a “medical reason”

John: hey boss, I don’t think I’m going to come in tomorrow I have anal blindage

Boss: I’m so sorry to hear that John, what’s anal blindage

John: it’s me not seeing my ass coming in tomorrow.

Anal blindage by Mnm930 May 2, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019