an otto 

when someone has a cock so unbelievably miniscule that it goes inward into the body.

"Damn have you seen his dick?"
"Yeah, it's an otto it looks like my vagina."

an otto by Jim Bob Joe Smith III November 11, 2008

Pulling an Otto

To get really mad at a medic in TF2 for not activating their Übercharge.

Person 1 “god fucking damnit medic why won’t you charge me

Person 2 “wow that guy’s really mad”

Person 3 “he just is pulling an Otto”

Pulling an Otto by Kronkolonien March 27, 2024

an ottowa johnston 

when your nipple become erect and then you rub butter on them. your partner will then lick off the butter and snowball into your mouth, then you fly to ottowa and have butt sex with everyone. after youve buttfucked the nations capitol, you then give oral sex to a black bear while it is hibernating. (if done correctly the bear will awake and give his bear gold),

i just got a ton of money after i got an ottowa johnston

an ottowa johnston by halifax52 April 23, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008