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An Elvis Presley
When you go to drop a dooce, but you find yourself constipated and must proceed to shamefully exit the shithouse unrelieved. A rare occurence since the invention of laxatives.
Doug: Last night I ate that whole box of Cheerios and this morning I totally pulled an Elvis Presley.
Tom: I knew something was up. The bathroom was unusually stank free this afternoon.
Tom: I knew something was up. The bathroom was unusually stank free this afternoon.
An Elvis Presley by Jakee B April 27, 2008
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An Elvis Cocktail
When a person takes a mix of sleeping pills and alcohol. Typically, this refers to the way Elvis Presley overdosed in his bathroom.
"Wow dude, slow down, you can't drink that you have to take your meds remember? You don't want an Elvis cocktail."
An Elvis Cocktail by Larryj1986 July 19, 2022
pull an elvis
Leaving a gathering or party without saying goodbye to anyone, as Elvis used to do it his concerts. “Ladies and Gentlemen, we regret to inform you, Elvis has left the building!”
pull an elvis by JustMe1369 June 3, 2019
PULLING AN ELVIS S.
PULLING AN ELVIS S. by Jaysonxx January 10, 2018
taking an elvis
Mary was sitting on the toilet and let out a scream as she pooped. I swear she was taking an Elvis and dying right there!
taking an elvis by BirndneckBenjy February 24, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.