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Proud peddlers of overpriced shit. And I can't believe so many people buy their products!
If you want a can of beans, don't pay $7.99 (plus shipping and handling) from the Amway store. Just buy it at your local grocery store for 79 cents.
by amway sux July 20, 2003
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Amway has ripped off millions of people for several decades, to the tune of 10s of billions of dollars.

Amway is a scam, and here's why: Amway pays out as little money as they can get away with, so they support the higher level IBOs ripping off their downline via the tool scam.

As a result, about 99% of IBOs operate at a net loss, while the top 1% make several TIMES more from their Amway tool scam than from the Amway products. This was made illegal in the UK in 2008, but our FTC is unable to pull their heads out of their butts to stop it here.

Read about it on this website: and forward the information to everyone you know, so they don't get scammed.
Hi, I'm an Amway LCK(#1). I promote Amway, but make most of my money/lifestyle from ripping off my group via the ATS (#9).
by Textex March 26, 2010
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It's bad enough that their stuff costs too much. It's even worse when they have door-to-door salespeople harassing you every Saturday morning.
Damn you, Amway! Can't you motherfuckers just leave me alone so I can get some sleep?
by Roy October 02, 2003
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More like Shamway to me. I'm not buying their shit.
The Amway cult only wants to convert you into a mindless slave of their company, which only exists to drain money off suckers who buy their inferior-quality products.
by middle finger August 26, 2003
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This pyramid scheme/Multi-Level Marketing cult is also known as Quickstar or Quixtar.

This cult reaps huge profits from making expensive motivational videoes/tapes and numerous seminars which basically try to convince you to purchase even more motivational videoes/tapes. To even make a profit from selling their ridiculously EXPENSIVE product line, you have to already have a shitload of money, preferrably in the hundred$ of thou$and$, which is why they have celebrities and sports-stars promoting their crap.
I made the terrible mistake of attending an Amway/Quickstar seminar last week. 146 minutes of my life wasted listening to a bunch of rich white people preaching religious sermons about how their products will "change your life" if you purchase their motivational crap in order to become even more interested in their cult and their pricey products.
by sarcastic June 20, 2004
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A cult that promotes its expensive products in order to convert potential followers.
I think i will work for Amway now that my house is chock full of useless Amway products that cost ten times as much as products I can buy at a local store.
by AYB April 06, 2003
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mihsb13's personal business that fucked up his love life, friendships, and he lost his fishing lisence thanks to AMWAY! more like NOway! and eventualy the onlyway that leads to being broke and unhappy! and loss in several inches in his penis size. yes true story and not only did he loose these but his voice became higher pitched and grew hairy tits. and his asshole became loose beacuse amway was fucking him.
anti-viagra, anti-monopoly, anti-man, anti-life,

another exaplme is fucking a fat ass black girl infront or your parrents

thats what happens when you join amway
by xmihsb November 25, 2010
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