I don't want it in muh brains! Get out muh brains amoeba! Brain Amoeba NOOOO!!
Hym "Holy shit is that a thing!? Are there amoebas in my brains!?!? What kind of monster would create such a... Oh... Right..."
Iam "Yeah... Brain amoeba is probably the most horrific thing I've of heard of recently. It is both tragic and sad... I'm sad..."
Hym "They need to put a warning label on those things. 'Be careful! An amoeba might eat your brains if you use this!' Why is that even something you should have to worry about!? Stop using that shit. Immediately. I command it."
Used to describe people whose dick and brain share a singlecell.
The idiotic man had no ability to understand that not everyone wants to be sexualized by him and that making women uncomfortable isn't okay just because it makes him feel good, He's an amoeba dick for brains.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.