Amoeba-brain 

A simple minded person. A dim-wit. Their brain is roughly the size of an amoeba and it functions just as efficiently.

How are you not getting this? It’s so darn simple. Are you an Amoeba-brain?

Amoeba-brain by Dexterdoright February 24, 2025

Brain Amoeba 

I don't want it in muh brains! Get out muh brains amoeba! Brain Amoeba NOOOO!!

Hym "Holy shit is that a thing!? Are there amoebas in my brains!?!? What kind of monster would create such a... Oh... Right..."

Iam "Yeah... Brain amoeba is probably the most horrific thing I've of heard of recently. It is both tragic and sad... I'm sad..."

Hym "They need to put a warning label on those things. 'Be careful! An amoeba might eat your brains if you use this!' Why is that even something you should have to worry about!? Stop using that shit. Immediately. I command it."

Brain Amoeba by Hym Iam May 24, 2022

Amoeba Dick for Brains 

Used to describe people whose dick and brain share a single cell.

The idiotic man had no ability to understand that not everyone wants to be sexualized by him and that making women uncomfortable isn't okay just because it makes him feel good, He's an amoeba dick for brains.

Amoeba Dick for Brains by Cami, the dragon loving fairy June 20, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008