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Amish Rizz

amish rizz
noun
When someone has irresistible charm rooted in old-school manners, wisdom, or vintage vibes. It’s the charisma of an old soul who seems born in the wrong decade (or century), yet somehow makes it work — especially attractive to those who admire sophistication and timelessness.

The art of charming with old-school class and quiet confidence. A timeless charisma that doesn’t need technology, trends, or flash — just authenticity. Think handwritten notes instead of DMs, direct eye contact instead of emojis, and good manners that never go out of style. It’s the kind of energy that makes people wonder if you were born in the wrong century, yet still somehow ahead of your time.
“Martin doesn’t use dating apps. He fixes things by hand, compliments genuinely, and listens — that’s Amish rizz right there.”

“Forget flashy cars and designer clothes; He showed up in suspenders and made everyone swoon. Pure Amish rizz.”

“She said he's got that old-soul energy — gentleman charm, calm confidence… yeah, Amish rizz.”

“When Oliver tipped his hat and opened the door, I swear every girl in the room felt it. Pure Amish rizz.”
Amish Rizz by REPORTBRAH1923 April 13, 2026
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Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026