American standard

When your american and your dick so hard it's stiff as a flag pole!

Man last night I was so hard I had that American standard all night!

Or

Man I gave my girl all my American standard last night..kept her screaming!

by Hom2436 January 24, 2018

American Standard

When a man stacks a chick on her shoulders so her exposed asshole is in the air, insert an American flag into her stinker, stand at attention, muster a cock salute, and start singing the National Anthem.

Boy I would love to give the American standard to that iraqi chick, that would be a very patriotic.

by seed323 February 25, 2010

standard american toilet

Its a standard american toilet. Thats all.

Guy: What toilet should i get.
A STANDARD AMERICAN TOILET!

by standard american toilet November 2, 2017

American Standard Dolphin Kid Dream

An approximately turkey sized child sized child to be served to one or two dolphin(s), 2-5 times a day.

Specifically in the Atlanta Metro area.

I can see two prime American Standard Dolphin Kid Dreams headed our way now.

by Roycupine November 23, 2023