American standard

When your american and your dick so hard it's stiff as a flag pole!

Man last night I was so hard I had that American standard all night!

Or

Man I gave my girl all my American standard last night..kept her screaming!

American standard by Hom2436 January 24, 2018

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American Standard

When a man stacks a chick on her shoulders so her exposed asshole is in the air, insert an American flag into her stinker, stand at attention, muster a cock salute, and start singing the National Anthem.

Boy I would love to give the American standard to that iraqi chick, that would be a very patriotic.

American Standard by seed323 February 25, 2010

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American Standard Dolphin Kid Dream

An approximately turkey sized child sized child to be served to one or two dolphin(s), 2-5 times a day.

Specifically in the Atlanta Metro area.

I can see two prime American Standard Dolphin Kid Dreams headed our way now.

American Standard Dolphin Kid Dream by Roycupine November 23, 2023

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standard american toilet

Its a standard american toilet. Thats all.

Guy: What toilet should i get.
A STANDARD AMERICAN TOILET!

standard american toilet by standard american toilet November 2, 2017

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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