American Intelligence 

Australian term used to define someone who is seen as stupid or lacks Common Sense.

Person 1: "Dave just asked me if Japan is part of China... He's 37."

Person 2: "Now that's some American Intelligence."

American Intelligence by Aussie_banter January 4, 2019

American Intelligence 

N. ( Oxymoron ) Lying, corrupted, always redacted American agencies who claim to survey, gather, sort and analyze intelligence threats to the ' Free world, when in fact ' having intelligence ' is the ONLY thing they're not guilty of.
See also: ' New World Order, Hegemony and Royal Guard.'

( White House press conference ):
" Through our own various sources, our ' American Intelligence ' has came to the conclusion that we are to invade Iraq to disarm, weapons of mass destruction, to end Saddam Hussein's support for terrorism, and to free the Iraqi people." ( whispering to generals ) Now go get us that oil!

American Intelligence by Potter's Pit February 25, 2023

Director of American Intelligence 

The easiest job in the world.

Why do you laugh when we introduce you to the Minister of National Defence of Canada? We did not even smile when you introduced us to the Minister of Justice of the Russian Federation or the Director of American Intelligence.

Director of American Intelligence by bitchuck September 3, 2025