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American Breakfast 

That what the decadent Amis (who are no bros to tha culture) after thier orgies, left for us.
Some cheap Fastfood from any blabla-buy-my-fat-supersize-store.
Mostly the remaining Stuff of the Triple and Quater-Pounders with a weird sauce pickles some mass called "cheese" and some contemptible, disgustig "French"-Fries with too much Salt. They Call it Cheeseburger by MC Dirt.
To have for the absolute Rest of your Money, nearby the local Trainstation. Better take to the Train.
pit : "oh man these american breakfasts killing me. I guess I ' ll pay anyday with my Puke on it"
kalle : "alda, go for mamas lasange next time or ask me to grill you some deli schnitzel, bro!"

All American breakfast 

1. A good way to end things after a one night stand. After a long night of sex, the woman prepares the man a breakfast of blueberry pancakes, serves him breakfast, and administers a blow job while he eats, and salutes him after he cums. Often used as a reward for a night of stellar sexual performance.

2. The greatest gift a woman can ever give a man.
Man, that chick I picked up last night kept it real classy. I fucked her all night long, and she ended with an All American breakfast. I might actually call this one back.
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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