You are waiting indoors, as you are expecting an item you ordered from Amazon to be delivered during the day. However, it doesn't arrive until very late, or indeed it doesn't arrive until the following day.
'D, are you coming down the pub tonight?'
'Sorry mate, I'm under Amazon house arrest. I might be released tomorrow'
'Sorry mate, I'm under Amazon house arrest. I might be released tomorrow'
by Leo Wanka January 20, 2026
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