Am Ur

Colloquial

Means "I am" in Glasgwegian

(Used mainly by Neds from the PYB or HYT or the Pollock Bushie)

"Maggie get aff eh computer. Dae yir hamewurk"
"Am Ur Maw! Fuckin cow."

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by Portia x January 14, 2009

aye am ur

Scottish for "Yes I am"

Literal Translation: "Yes am are"

You: "you're no gay"

Davey: "aye am ur"

by weedom2408 February 5, 2022

I am ur dee

I am ur dee

Hi

I am ur dee

by Byrondabest September 29, 2020

i am the definition of ur mom

a insult people say when the person you are talking to is a fag, and you don't want to continue the conversation.

well guess what? I am the definition of ur mom.

by Johnny Cracker 2.0 March 12, 2015

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary

When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.

Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019

why am i on Urban Dictionary?

wait did you really search why am i on Urban Dictionary? your on Urban Dictionary because you just like to see cr*p like this published so you can get a cheap laugh out of it you selfish jackass who sits on his or her ass all day watching people slave away on Urban Dictionay just to get a simple career in comedy so stop crushing their dreams!

wait why am I on Urban Dictionary?

by meme_mastah September 3, 2018

why am i on urban dictionary

cause ur seriously bored

bob: why am i on urban dictionary?
dave: cause ur bored

by byeihateyou May 16, 2019