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Alyssa's hotpocket

The purposeful act of shutting your own asshole with glue (the stickier the better). Then proceeding to gorge oneself on spicy ethnic food. Resulting in the ruptured of ones colon.
I'm so tired of life right now, so I gave myself an Alyssa's hotpocket
by Axe wound diver February 1, 2025
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