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Alto Saxophone

A good instrument to play, not to big, not to small either. The neck strap can become somewhat annoying at points. Overall it's a good saxophone to play and it makes a great tone. When played with others it can have a great melody and harmony, overall it is a good instrument for a band and people think their instruments are better than you but it's all lies. The Alto Saxophone will always be the best instrument!! :)
Damn, look at her Alto Saxophone! I bet it has a great tone!
Alto Saxophone by Anoys May 29, 2019
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alto saxophone

The smallest instrument of the Saxophone family,
Inferior to the giant wood of the Tenor Saxophone.
"Hey Jonah, did you see Angelina's alto saxophone?"
"Hell yeah, I'd like to pound her with my Tenor sax."
alto saxophone by Anakin Brynn March 13, 2014

alto saxophone player

An alto saxophone player that usually finds joy in being first chair and boasting about his "superior" parts. Might be friends with the bass clarinet player.
An alto saxophone player is usually male and finds joy in dating girlfriends of his friends
alto saxophone player by opiu November 23, 2007

alto saxaphone 

the idiotic way of spelling "saxophone"
the saxophone is the hottest instrument out there
especially when the alto sax is played by a girl ;)
Ignorant person: "Hey whos that hot chick playing the alto saxaphone over there?"
Intelligent person: "Actually, its saxOphone. And you're right. shes absolutely gorgeous.

alto saxaphone 

One of several instruments in the saxaphone family. The saxaphone is often confused with the saxophone, a wind instrument invented by Adolphe Sax in 1840. Saxaphone is a word used by uneducated simpletons that need to spend more time near a dictionary and less time trying to associate themselves with the many facets of coolness offered by the saxophone and legitimate saxophone players world-wide.
For sale: one used saxaphone. I'm not sure if it's a tenor or alto, I'm not a musician.
alto saxaphone by Paulie C May 3, 2005
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026