Alter highschool

Name of a school known for bad sportsmanship, rich snobby kids, parents who never wanna leave highschool and the ugliest school colors known to man, piss yellow and poop brown, don't let that fool you their parents are even worse when it comes to being full of themselves

Damn did you see that kid disrespecting his parents? - must be an alter highschool kid

Why are your clothes so ugly? - this is my alter uniform

Alter highschool by Tbear27 May 13, 2016

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After High School Syndrome

When a female that was sexy in high school becomes ugly or unattractive after graduation.

When you go to college and come home and the girls that were attractive in high school are ugly as fuck

Man I just saw Sarah at Walmart, and that bitch is suffering from After High School Syndrome.

After High School Syndrome by @Real_KDeVante January 8, 2012

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Jonathan Alder High School

2010 Div 2 Baseball State Champions (34-0) Only 25 teams nationaly to go undefeated to with a state title with Alder being the 25th BEST DAMN BASEBALL TEAM EVER!

Jonathan Alder High School

Jonathan Alder High School by BigDongChong June 14, 2011

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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