Alter highschool

Name of a school known for bad sportsmanship, rich snobby kids, parents who never wanna leave highschool and the ugliest school colors known to man, piss yellow and poop brown, don't let that fool you their parents are even worse when it comes to being full of themselves

Damn did you see that kid disrespecting his parents? - must be an alter highschool kid

Why are your clothes so ugly? - this is my alter uniform

Alter highschool by Tbear27 May 13, 2016

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After High School Syndrome

When a female that was sexy in high school becomes ugly or unattractive after graduation.

When you go to college and come home and the girls that were attractive in high school are ugly as fuck

Man I just saw Sarah at Walmart, and that bitch is suffering from After High School Syndrome.

After High School Syndrome by @Real_KDeVante January 8, 2012

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Jonathan Alder High School

2010 Div 2 Baseball State Champions (34-0) Only 25 teams nationaly to go undefeated to with a state title with Alder being the 25th BEST DAMN BASEBALL TEAM EVER!

Jonathan Alder High School

Jonathan Alder High School by BigDongChong June 14, 2011

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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