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Acronym for Average Likes Per Status. Pioneered by Bobby Mcgoon aka Bob Gorman. This is the only real measure of relevance, comedy, and popularity. Anything less than ALPS of 25 is insignificant and means that person shouldn't be on your friends list.
That man has some strong ALPS, I aspire to be like him one day.
by Paul Giarrusso May 09, 2016
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1) A well known mountain range in Europe (Austria, Switzerland, Italy ) where it's possible to do some great skiiing and snowboarding.

2) "alp solid" (slang: "alpsolite") is often used instead of "rock solid".
1) "Since I went up and down the alps I don't even mind San Francisco's hills anymore."

2) "So you're sure this is gonna work?"
Yeah trust me, there's nothing more alpsolite"
by szu April 26, 2003
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1. A common Turkish name for individuals
2. An individual exhibiting lethargy on a daily basis
"Look, it's Alp sleeping!"
by Jonny-Thompson January 12, 2009
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Female breasts, boobs, cans, bags, juggs, tits, twins, milk spouts etc.
"Yo dude, check out the alps on that one."
"Yeah, that'd be swiss to cock-toboggan between those."
by SB-B August 06, 2008
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The Australian Labor Party. The only Australian left-wing party with a chance, but who commonly screws it up due to their lack of backbone and propensity towards failure.
The ALP sucks ALP. (See definition one)

The ALP lost again in 2004 because they tried to pretend they were nice people when in actual fact they are just politicians.
by Lexette June 04, 2005
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Pronounced "AYE ELLE PEE" Acronym for "Abnromally Large Penis" used by many on the IRC (Internet Relay Chat).
Mainly useage of this word is found on the Undernet IRC network. (see MIRC)
"* snoopdan lets notty hold his ALP"

"hey snoop, hows the ALP hanging?"

"My ALP itches."
by snoopdan.com May 29, 2005
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