Alphabet boy

A man who thinks he’s really smart, and is often found mansplaining, when in reality he’s just average

This alphabet boy keeps trying to teach me how to play football.

by Not_a_nerd_ April 30, 2021

The Alphabet Boys

FBI, CIA, ATF, DEA, IRS, ICE, DHS. The Feds. The alphabet boys come for you when it becomes obvious that you're slinging dope, killing fools, cookin' the books, jumping the border, collaborating with terrorists, or doing other illegal shit.

Shit Lorenzo, we gotta get the coke in the truck, torch the stash house, and move it to the new spot. I just got tipped off that The Alphabet Boys are coming down for a raid.

by Howimetyourgrandma April 16, 2020

alphabet boys

a slang term for federal government law enforcement agencies such as the FBI, ATF, and IRS.

yo dog, i'm so smooth even those alphabet boys can't stop a nigga!

by vespa62GS August 13, 2005

alphabet boys

A slang term meaning C.I.A, F.B.I, I.R.S, D.A, P.O, or C.O

Yo, ball out Squalie, dem alphabet boys is comin.

by Ballatition on a mission February 08, 2006

alphabet boy

1. A male federal agent working for one of the common three-letter acronym (TLA) agencies, i.e. FBI, CIA, NSA or DHS.

2. A clean cut, usually white, male who looks like he may work for a government agency such as the FBI, CIA, NSA, or DHS.

Guy 1: "Did you see that alphabet boy take that bank robber down?"
Guy 2: "Daaamn"

by biff.loman May 02, 2006

Alphabet Boys

The people who work for government agencies who spy on and/or lock up people when they catch them engaging in illegal activities.

Like the FBI, DEA, ATF, or CIA

"...them alphabet boys got us under surveillance."
- Young Jeezy "Soul Survivor"

by Chanelly Belly March 06, 2009

alphabet boys

CIA, FBI, or other acronymed government agencies.

The alphabet boys are on my case becuase they think i'm the milk man.

by skootuh boi October 18, 2008