Definitions by biff.loman

alphabet boy 

1. A male federal agent working for one of the common three-letter acronym (TLA) agencies, i.e. FBI, CIA, NSA or DHS.

2. A clean cut, usually white, male who looks like he may work for a government agency such as the FBI, CIA, NSA, or DHS.

Guy 1: "Did you see that alphabet boy take that bank robber down?"
Guy 2: "Daaamn"

alphabet boy by biff.loman May 2, 2006