A private boys school located under the harbour bridge and on the North Shore of sydney harbour. All boys here like to believe they are top shit. They all have small dicks and couldnt satisfy a girl if it was the last thing they had to do. Try to act macho but everyone knows they are secretly gay for each other. Enjoy lunch time fucks in the bathroom with each other and/or male teachers.
Guy 1: oh, i go to aloys.
Guy 2: OH SHIT. im sorry i dont like u that way (backs away slowly)
Girl 1: yea my bf goes to aloys
Girl 2: oh you poor thing! have u been tested yet?
Girl 1: no why?
Girl 2: havent u heard what they do in the bathrooms! ... those aloys boys
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.