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Astonian 

An Astonian is a Welsh creature that is rumoured to live around south Wales. It is not known if they exist or not but at least one has being said to be spotted by local people.

Ancient proverb says they move from place to place in green objects that resemble Mini's. This method of transport is new to them and they are having trouble using it.
Person 1- did you that Astonian, he span like crazy?

Person 2 - Lol - Do you beleive they exist dude.
Astonian by MLJ1991 July 13, 2009
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MMORPG (massive multiplayer online role playing game) pretty much the same thing as runescape, but alot better and doesnt rot ur mind like runescape does.
Hey i just started a new character in Astonia last week guys..
i havent played that much though, because ive been watching some tv.
astonia by G lon December 1, 2006
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Antonian is one of the most wanna be gangster schools in San Antonio. All the guys at the school think the are tough but in reality they are all pussies. The girls there are all thots and always wanting dick in them. The guys at antonian are always mad at central catholic because the girls from their school only want central guys instead of themselves. There is never a day at the school where someone is neither high or buzzed, most of them are addicted to nicotine by now.
CC: Antonian boys think they tough, but they only act tough when they are grouped up together. Get them by themselves and they're pussies.
Antonian by xxxbrazzers1389 April 8, 2019
The freshman act and think they bloods even tho they go to catholic school. There teeth are as bad as the relationships they try to start. They say CC is gay even tho they got more gay kids than CC had ever had. They think they all tough when they all together . They don’t even try to be friends with the real ones from middle school only the real ones stay real with there middle school but now 9th grades buds. They all have juuls to look cool. Some people were Gucci belts with outfits they can’t make match. They all dumb because they believe they MUST believe cc is gay and lame they can’t have there own opinion. There kids foul out in basketball and make the worst fouls that nobody else could’ve made. They think being popular makes them Jesus. Most of them dont even acknowledge there faith that much unlike cc. Oh did i forget to mention but they also talk crap behind each other’s backs . So much for being a tribe huh.
Antonian kids rarely got the looks but ain’t got the traits . CC boys go all the way with that stuff
Antonian by Acp is trash April 10, 2019
Okay just to start I think we can all agree half of them look like Zoo animals and we should’ve told them to go back . Half of them don’t even like the school and wanna transfer or have already left. They only care for sports which is why none of them went to Harvard unlike Central Guys. Half of them think they so hot when there teeth are as bad as the relationships they try to start. They think they’re so damn cool because Apaches have arms but they don’t got the balls to do crap to Central.
Damn CC boys be fine but them ugly hypebeasts Antonian boys be looking like giraffes and Beavers maybe even birds
Antonian by Acp is trash April 10, 2019
PIMP GAME, 9.95 a month tho, jose is a flamer, i posted it FIRST!!!!!!!!!!
i just played astonia and pwnd them demons in pents, rawr, e-stone, woot 300g now i can buyzizzle that pimp-ass lvl 20 sword w00t pwntggthanks
astonia by PHAIZE January 9, 2004
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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