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tag along elmo 

A person who is to clingy and annoying and seems to follow you every where you go. Someone who doesn't understand the meaning of "get lost". Even when you purposely get lost in a crowded shopping center they still seem to find you. Most times the tag along elmo is hyper- emo and they can't stand walking past a HOT TOPIC store with out going in. They are generally pop punk rejects that are in the 13 to 18 age bracket that hate themselves and the idea of joy. They always mooch cash off of their older sibling or friends that are either working or recieving unemployment checks. A Tag along elmo will tell one really good joke to a friend then will fallow it up with numerous shitty jokes and puns that in their minds they think are funny.
When ever I get my pay check my sister turns into a fuckin' tag along elmo, that is until i'm out cash does she leave. I just a got a raise at burger king and now my brother insist's on going shopping this weekend. hey dude look at that crowd of tag along elmo's in front of starbucks. HOT TOPIC is having a new shipment of TWILIGHT merchandise coming in, buy what you want now because the tag along elmo's are getting out of school soon
tag along elmo by king incest October 20, 2009
a person who is smart, sexy funny and just all around awesome. the ladies usually refer to as sweet dick willy because he's awesome in bed...he has caused some of his sexual partners to black out from pure pleasure, and some even start to speak Portuguese...AND THEY DONT' EVEN KNOW PORTUGUESE!...but don't let the smooth taste fool ya because if you jump fly with him he'll beat your bitch ass!
omg did i tell you wat happened to me last nite? i got the alonte from my husband...he fucked me like a savage animal and I LOVED IT!
alonte by b-pumping machine December 11, 2009

leave well enough alone 

To leave something as it is because changing it could make it worse.
I was going to rewrite the letter but I thought I would leave well enough alone.

Sometimes, It's best to leave well enough alone. 

the quote that Joseph Seed made when he was cuffed at the beginning of Far Cry 5.
Sometimes, It's best to leave well enough alone.

Never leave well enough alone

When someone never leaves things that are already well. Taylor swift use of this expression on her single "ME!". She says: "I never leave well enough alone" she means that she always wanna improve things that are already well.
I never leave well enough alone

Leave well enough alone 

1.To leave something alone; to avoid attempts to correct, fix, or improve what is already sufficient.
I broke a playstation remote,maybe after when my cousin fixed it,but I broke it even worse,I couldn't leave well enough alone.