almy 

lazy in bed; like when you are doing this chick and all she does is just lay there.

i brought this hot chick home last night, but she sucked in bed. She just almyed.

almy by matt July 21, 2003

almy 

to talk incessantly about lacrosse

there was no way he was going to score with that chick, he just almyed her to death.

almy by frank July 23, 2003

Almy 

To take the easy way out or to eat excessively.

(1) I was too tired to take the stairs, so I pulled an Almy.(2) My girlfriend Almyed her way through an entire freakin' pizza.

Almy by Jeff July 18, 2003

almy 

slow or stupid

I went to the retard house and helped all the almys.

almy by joe July 21, 2003

almy 

to be extremely lazy

it was only half a flight of stairs, but i took the elevator instead. i pulled an almy.

almy by dave July 18, 2003

almy 

Something that retards or holds back. To slow down or hold-up.

Try as he might, the cop couldn't catch me because he was almyed by his bullet-proof vest.

almy by jack July 24, 2003

mega almy 

talking about shit that nobody cares about in a loud and obnoxious manner while wearing pastels.

There were so many hot women at the party until mega almy showed up.

mega almy by whatever April 23, 2004