Almost ex

Someone you never officially dated but had a relationship with.

Shit!!! My almost ex just walked into the bar.

by Clearandclever March 8, 2015

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Ex-Almost: Someone who called you baby and were cute with you around your friends — but then there’s the fact that nothing ever followed through. This is what enables us to feel so torn in admitting that no, you didn’t date, but you still kinda feel like you ought to call them your ex.

"Who's that?"
"My ex-almost, we hooked up every week for a month but nothing went past that"

by ibeyuranh November 14, 2014

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for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

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by LittleWhole May 26, 2021

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(adv.) 1.THE BEST EXPLANATION EVER!! 2. A Great excuse. 3. A pretty funny oxymoron.

I DON'T CHEAT!... I AM, exclusively-almost MONOGAMOUS!!

by startedwun May 28, 2018

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for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

by stop it now May 29, 2021

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by Blue Text May 22, 2021

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for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

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