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almerst. : defined as that one time or that one guy thas different. If everytime it happens this way. The almerst is the almost always yet not always, this specific. Time. Maybe this one other time too. It's also this moment in science where a thousand times it happens this way with these specific conditions. And then this thousandth and 6 times it changed. Didn't happen this way. Why?... and than the almerst is also the person In. A situation where everyone expects and action or behavior based on "look" or stereotypes or judgment etc and then well nope. This one particular person doesn't ever do it or act that way. Or well for example was called a junkie or homeless guy and well wasn't. Then well he is going to sue you for slander. It's an almerst . .. shhh.. shut up or you owe the almerst money... and then again please keep blabbing free easy way to give me money illegal or otherwise...
Well the almerst didn't do junk, like everyone thought. He just slept outside alone with long hair cause he couldn't stand home and wasn't 30 yet and didn't get the joke and had to wait for grandfather's millions cause he was too angry and so took a long walk, and then a bird said hello...
almerst by Magic specialty January 11, 2023
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that one time or that one guy that's different. If everytime it happens this way. The almerst is the almost always yet not always, which is kinda what we do mean when we say always, but that's not what always is supposed to mean so we need another word that means almost always yet not always. this specific Time it's not the same as always and that's the almerst. Maybe this one other time too, cause that's still almost always yet not always. It's also this moment in science where a thousand times it happens this way with these specific conditions. And then this thousandth and 6th time it changed. Didn't happen this way. Why?... perhaps a fly buzzed around without being noticed and chaged the whole experiment or it just doesn’t always happen the way that it looks like it always happens. It's that one seemingly impossible time when flipping a coin where it somehow lands on the curved edge instead of either of the two flat sides. and than the almerst is also the person in a situation where everyone expects an action or behavior based on "look" or stereotypes or judgment etc and then well nope. This one particular person doesn't ever do it or act that way. Might look like one of the group or stereotype yet just isn't at all. Or well for example one guy outside was called a junkie or homeless guy and well wasn't. He was actually unique with two college degrees and immune to coke heroin meth and crack so he can't do any of it. And was outside for buddhistic ideals
Shhh, that's the almerst and will sue you for slander if you cause him a homeless guy cause he's immune to drugs and is actually a buddhist monk or sadhu wondering like the old days...
Almerst by Magic specialty January 19, 2024
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