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Allison Hampton 

The most beautiful girl in the world. She is usually shy and quiet but once you get to know her, she is amazing. All the guys fall for her, and who could blame them. Her beautiful blonde hair goes great with her green eyes. She is weird sometimes, but don’t let that fool you. She is the best and if your dating one, your lucky.
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alison hampton 

A person who usually seems nice at first, but then draws you in to crush your passions and laugh at what you believe in. Usually tries to be innocent, but is obviously not innocent. Tries to convince people that her abc's backwards are actually good but they are weak as hell. They will usually try to deny any claims against their beliefs of how your passions don't matter. Be careful of these people.
Did you see Alison Hampton the other day? She was crushing peoples dreams, it was terrible.
alison hampton by artsucks November 1, 2017

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004