alley trash

When you're drunk or high on drugs and horny and cruising the alleys for a sexual partner.

I'm high and horny and heading out to find some alley trash.

by ChitownGriff March 2, 2015

Alley Trash

The hard to remove bits of (typically cheap) toilet paper, which are left behind when a woman wipes rather than dabs her moist vulva, much to the chagrin of an unsuspecting lover.

I was excited to feast on my girl until I found alley trash in her tunnel of love.

by Maria Martinet December 2, 2022

Trash in the alley

Trash in the alley refers to bits of (usually cheap) toilet paper left in a woman’s vulva when she has wiped rather than dabbed at the moisture.

Don’t you hate it when your girl spreads her legs and rather than sleek pinkness, you’re greeted by trash in the alley?!?!

by Maria Martinet December 2, 2022

Woody Allen Trash Bag

Commonly found in Southern California the "Woody Allen Trash Bag" is a particular breed of hipster girl. Personified by an oversized top, usually neutral in color and often see through, and very tightly fitting pants, they are often known to frequent hipster dance bars in which they refuse to dance. They are also known to wear large framed glasses, regardless of their medical need to do so and commonly feed around taco trucks in the early hours of the morning. Cultural traits include a huddling with other "Woody Allen Trash Bags" to fend off predators and massive desire to discuss their love of the band "Fleet Foxes". Popular migration grounds include but are not limited to, Silverlake, Echo Park and Los Feliz.

It will take too long, look at the line. It is full of Woody Allen Trash Bags

by Hipster Culture July 16, 2011