Alien Pi 

When a mean neighbor had come in the middle of the night, while you were away, to mow your lawn flattened in the shape of the number π, which your consoling community claimed to be a “crop circle” signifying an advanced civilization, most likely caused by some extraterrestrial visitors.

Mr. Paulos made a police report about his lawn probably being vandalized by some inconsiderate alien pi forces.

Alien Pi by Numerati November 12, 2023

alien pizza 

when you are from north America, and you go to Italy expecting to find "pepperoni pizza" and "cheese pizza" but you find fancy pizzas and no dominos, or vise versa.

aqwsedrftgyhujikolp;. alien pizza

alien pizza by PossesedAdmiral May 28, 2020

alien piss 

NOS the energy drink, the original only because of coloration

Let's go get cracked on some alien piss

alien piss by Rubeshell97 October 31, 2021

Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana 

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020